"People of Jerusalem! Rome is your fwend!"

Pontius Pilate is the main antagonist of the Monty Python film, Monty Python's Life of Brian. He was played by Michael Palin. He was the fifth governor of the Roman Empire in Judea and also had rhotacism, making it when he says "Roman" it would sound like "woman". He is friends with Julius Caesar, but was best friends with a soldier by the name of Biggus Dickus, and his wife Incontinentia Buttocks. He and Nisus Wettus are the ones who send criminals to crucifixion, such as Brian, Jesus and Mr. Cheeky. He has a tense relationship with the Centurion, who often misunderstands his speech and tries unsuccessfully to shield him from public embarrassment.