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SCENE 1Susan greets the viewer, asking if anybody has any N words. Luis has a newspaper, and David has a napkin (which he puts on before digging into his sandwich). When asked, Oscar replies, “No! Never!”; realizing he's helped, he responds, “Nuts.”
Cartoon
Speech Balloon: N - Nail (First: Episode 0040)
Film
A letter N drives through a neighborhood. (First: Episode 0450)
Muppets
Sesame Street News Flash: Princess and the Cookie — Cookie Monster plays the princess and devours all of the mattresses. (First: Episode 0417)
Cartoon
The Alligator King Artist: Bud Luckey (First: Episode 0411)
Film
The Mad Painter #7 (First: Episode 0314)
SCENE 2
After finishing his sandwich, David starts to pour himself a glass of water at Hooper's Store. He wonders aloud what the world would be like with almost no water; in his imagination, the tree outside the store is replaced with a cactus, Jay's pet fish are replaced by a camel, and Oscar's bucket of mud turns to dust.
Cartoon
Two lines intersect at the middle of the screen and have an argument; they cooperate by making a cross. (First: Episode 0276)
Muppets
Ernie and Bert: Talk Slower — Ernie quickly tries to tell Bert that his toast is burning. (First: Episode 0323)
Cartoon
Nancy the nanny goat nibbles her nails and notices noodles. Artist: Tee Collins (First: Episode 0240)
Muppets
Story: "The Geefle and the Gonk" The Geefle and the Gonk, two aliens, learn how to cooperate and gather nectarines together. (First: Episode 0452)
Film
Kids narrate a film in which footage is slowed down and sped up. Sequences include kids on a playground, riding a roller coaster, and Big Bird jumping around and being chased in the park. (First: Episode 0358)
SCENE 3
A sluggish Sam the Robot shows up at the Fix-it Shop, in need of maintenance. Sam considers going to a mechanic, but admits that he's afraid of them. Luis offers to be Sam’s “doctor,” and gives Sam treatment by charging his battery with some jumper cables, adding water to the cooling system (allowing him to blow some steam), and unclogging the whistle.
Muppets
Anything Muppets: Teeth — A bridge of teeth come to an employment agency looking for a job. (First: Episode 0406)
Cartoon
"Lowercase n" (First: Episode 0358)
Film
George the Farmer demonstrates fast and slow by going back and forth on a fence, and in a rocking chair. (First: Episode 0288)
Film
Tracks from a race car cross paths until most of the screen is blank. A pair of foot prints crosses the screen to blank out the last bit. (First: Episode 0105)
Muppets
Ernie and Bert: Imaginary Glass of Water — At night, Ernie is thirsty, so he imagines drinking a glass of water. (First: Episode 0459)
SCENE 4
Susan plays “One of These Things” as she sorts traffic lights by quantity.
Cartoon
Jasper thinks that he has lost his elbow, but Julius shows him his elbow by bending his arm. Artist: Cliff Roberts (First: Episode 0410)
Muppets
The Amazing Mumford: Rhyming Trick (First: Episode 0455)
Cartoon
A man carves a YES and puts it on display. (First: Episode 0366)
Film
Topi antelopes nod "yes." Music by Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0411)
Muppets
The Count counts seven flowers, and then explains that he loves to count flowers because then he gets to count sneezes. (First: Episode 0433)
Cartoon
Checkerboard transition cartoon (First: Episode 0105)
SCENE 5
Oscar goes to Hooper’s for a copy of the Daily Grouch, and notices there’s a rock on top of the newspapers. He asks David about it, and David wants Oscar to figure it out for himself. Oscar deduces that the wind would blow the newspapers if not for the rock, so he decides to buy the rock instead of the newspaper. He quickly exits as David and Jay attempt to keep the papers from blowing away.
Cartoon
Eugene wants his talking crow Willis to name some N words, and Willis replies with "no," "nothing," "nobody" and "never." (Spanish version) (First: Episode 0358)
Muppets
Ernie and Bert: Delivery Man — Ernie tries to help a mailman deliver a letter. (First: Episode 0038)
Transition
The screen fills up with fluid. (First: Episode 0105)
Muppets
Two Anything Muppets sing "Me" in both English and Spanish. (First: Episode 0372)
Cartoon
A man jumps into a poster of Lake Lillian. (First: Episode 0347)
Transition
A circle appears on screen, expanding like a balloon until it pops. (First: Episode 0105)
Cartoon
L is for Ladder (First: Episode 0036)
Muppets
Sesame Street News Flash: The Tortoise and the Hare — Kermit wins the race between tortoise and the hare.
Cartoon
An N-terview with an N (Spanish version) Artist: John ParatoreSCENE 6
Luis plays “One of These Things” with the kids, using pieces of wood with varying numbers of nails hammered into them.
Cast
Maria and Gordon add three tricycles. (narration by David)
Film
Flamingos Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0450)
Song
David sings Three of These Things: Three kids riding a one-seat bicycle, and two kids riding a two-seat bicycle. (First: Episode 0450)
Film
A gemsbok runs fast, then faster. Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0416)
Muppets
Muppet & Kid Moment — The Count asks Ingrid to teach him how to count to 20 in Spanish.
SCENE 7
Sam hums as he follows a group of kids (including Shola) as they ride along and among various wheeled vehicles. David announces the sponsors.
CLOSING SIGNS
Susan holds the Sesame Street sign, and Bob holds the Children's Television Workshop sign.