Episode 1962

Picture	Segment	Description
	SCENE 1	Oscar acts like a pirate in preparation for a bout of sailing with his pet elephants. Their ship, the S.S. Discontented, floats in the pool and the mast sticks out from the top of the can. David watches as Oscar boards the ship, causing it to sink a little. The vessel only holds three passengers, so only two elephants can board - Blitzen and Schopenhauer, which causes it to sink even more. Fluffy eagerly hops on as well, causing the ship to sink completely. David, watching from outside, gets splashed as the elephants scramble for dry land. Oscar tosses him a drenched towel.
	Cartoon	A boy does an addition problem in his head: 2 + 1 = 3. (First: Episode 0516)
	Muppets	Kermit Lecture: Horse and Cart — Kermit, Farmer Grover, and Fred the Wonder Horse show how a horse-and-cart works. (First: Episode 0590)
	Cartoon	Speech Balloon: G for gorilla (in man suit). (First: Episode 0085)
	Film	A crane is shown, with a shovel and wrecking ball. (First: Episode 1164)
	Cartoon	The Typewriter gets stuck in a spot of glue, and types "G: Glue." (First: Episode 0775)
	Muppets	Story: "The Geefle and the Gonk" The Geefle and the Gonk, two aliens, learn how to cooperate and gather nectarines together. (First: Episode 0452)
	Animation	Lollipop and feathers - what goes where? (First: Episode 0772)
	SCENE 2	Sharon returns to Hooper's Store from the park. David placed her violin on one of the shelves to ensure it stays safe. She can't reach it, but Big Bird is tall enough to fetch it. She plays them all a piece on the violin and receives some applause. Big Bird makes sure he is applauded as well for getting the violin down in the first place.
	Cartoon	Farm animals are counted 1-6. (First: Episode 1692)
	Muppets	Ernie and Bert: Block Pyramid — Ernie asks Bert to keep an eye on his pyramid of blocks. The Count (in his debut appearance) walks by, and counts the blocks, moving them out of the pyramid shape. (First: Episode 0406)
	Film	Kids compete in a speed skating competition (version two). Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0414)
	Cartoon	Christopher Clumsy demonstrates the things feet can do. Artist: Cliff Roberts (First: Episode 0455)
	Muppets / Celebrity	Big Bird points out the different body parts of Dr. J. (First: Episode 1701)
	Cartoon	Six pigs Artist: Owe Gustafson (First: Episode 1472)
	Film	Baby pigs run in a field, and drink their mother's milk. (First: Episode 0169)
	Cartoon	M is for Marvelous Martha (First: Episode 0013)
	Muppets	Baby Rocky performs "Cry" from his crib. (First: Episode 1107)
	Cartoon	The Dog & The Bone (First: Episode 0772)
	Muppets	Muppet & Kid Moment — Bert and Sherlock Hemlock ask John-John if he wants to count, and John-John enthusiastically rises to the occasion. (First: Episode 1474)
	Film	Kids compare animals and human tools and technology. (First: Episode 0491)
	Insert	Big Bird recounts his trip to the circus to Barkley (who doesn't pay much attention). Big Bird was especially enamored by the lion tamer and imagines himself in such a role, with Barkley as his trained animal. Back in reality, Big Bird tries getting Barkley to do some tricks, but he just lays on the ground instead. (First: Episode 1259)
	Cartoon	M in space (First: Episode 0516)
	Insert	Bob sings "Boy from Indiana." (First: Episode 0975)
	Cartoon	M for mouse, mud, and mother (First: Episode 0073)
	Song	"I'm Not a Baby Anymore" (First: Episode 0652)
	Muppets	Herbert Birdsfoot: M Sound — Grover makes a sound that Herbert Birdsfoot thinks is a letter. (First: Episode 0276)
	Cartoon	More and more moths appear, and devour a man's clothes. Artist: Bob Kurtz (First: Episode 0294)
	Cast	Maria as Chaplin illustrates the number 6 using balloons.
	Cartoon	A frog looks for AGUA. (First: Episode 1942)
	Film	A boy makes fruit salad. (First: Episode 1195)
	SCENE 3	Oscar sees Telly approaching and states how no matter what kinds of tricks he always pulls on him, Telly never seems to respond in anger. He becomes determined to make Telly angry with tricks like throwing trash at him or the ol' spring-loaded snake in a can bit, but nothing seems to make him angry. Oscar erupts in frustration, so Telly tries to get angry anyhow. He gives a half-hearted effort, which doesn't really please Oscar.
	Cartoon	"Mad Goat Song" Artist: Derek Lamb (First: Episode 0771)
	Muppets	Sesame Street News Flash: Little Red Riding Hood and the Woodsman — Little Red Riding Hood and the Woodsman chase the Big Bad Wolf. (First: Episode 0621)
	Cartoon	A cube tries to fit through wall holes of different shapes. (First: Episode 1452)
	SCENE 4	Maria finds a trash-covered Telly and he explains what happened with Oscar moments ago. Maria gives Oscar a piece of her mind, chiding him for treating Telly that way after all the ways Telly has been so kind and helpful to Oscar. Telly snaps at Maria now, claiming Oscar is only acting as Grouches do and she has no right to call his best friend "terrible." Oscar is pleased to see Telly finally get angry and rewards his loyalty by letting him read all the fan mail for "Ask Oscar." An exasperated and bewildered Maria announces the sponsors.