YOU recently featured an article by Dr Hans-Peter Kubis, of Bangor University, apropos the time bomb of obesity (shades of the monstrously obese Mr Creosote, from Monty Python, who couldn't stop eating and eventually exploded).

MONSTER FAMILY (PG) H HHHH AN EARLY contender for the worst family film of the year, only the naughtiest kids should be exposed to this monstrously poor animated horror show.

Maxwell's in Covent Garden, home of the monstrously large Freakshake, had to employ three full-time staff to cope with the demand for Unicorn Freakshakes, colourful creations topped with whipped cream, unicorn hair candy floss, candy love hearts, rainbow ribbons and even its own marshmallow unicorn horn.

Maxwell's in Covent Garden, home of the monstrously large Freakshake, had to employ three full-time staff to cope with the fu c demand for Unicorn Freakshakes, colourful creations topped with whipped cream, unicorn hair candy floss, candy love hearts, rainbow ribbons and even its own marshmallow unicorn horn.

The South Vietnamese government was so monstrously corrupt and inefficient that progress in pacification was impossible, except in situations when America took the lead--the literal opposite of Vietnamization.

And he called the film "monstrously unfair" in its portrayal of Jobcentre staff.

Streetlamps morph into gallows, potholes into sharp-toothed mouths, and statues are monstrously alive.

monstrously fast and head down so we can see that faded star flash on

Lawyers start ending up dead and innocents are subjected to monstrously vile acts before this heart-pounding thriller reaches an ending crescendo of lethal violence.

Instead, this is the Outback, where hard drinking is routine and macho men embark on monstrously bloody kangaroo hunts for fun.

Popular whim could only derange and bungle monstrously the majestic march of state policy in its new crusade for the peace of the world.

He tries to hide his home-sewn creation but things soon go monstrously wrong.

The monstrously difficult and existence-threatening situation that the dispute with US authorities has put us in, forces me and my partner of several years Otto Bruderer...to this extraordinarily painful course of action.'