Picture Segment Description

SCENE 1 Luis has dumped out all his screws and nails to find just the right one to fix Bert's radio at the Fix-it Shop. He has to drop it off soon (Bert doesn't want to miss an upcoming interview with a pigeon commisioner), but dreads having to clean up the mess. The Count offers to help, but finds the sorting rather boring, barely getting anything done by the time Luis gets back. Luis asks him to count the nails and screws, thinking this will pique his interest. He turns his back for a mere moment before finding the Count is now through with the job. "There is no job you cannot do if it is interesting enough," the Count declares.

Animation Three lines attempt to individually reach the top of the TV screen, but fail. They succeed after they combine all of their lengths.
(First: Episode 0288)

Film A man (Barry Simpson) puts on snowshoes to bring his trash out.
Music: Joe Raposo
(First: Episode 0281)

Cartoon Fleas have fun in fur!
Artist: Bruce Cayard
(First: Episode 0630)

Muppets Beautiful Day Monster is part of a group of cheerleaders who cheer up to the letter F. When the leader asks what "ABCDEF" spells, they are all stumped, and Beautiful Day Monster comments on how weird that is.
(First: Episode 0094)

Animation Sand F/f
(First: Episode 0629)

Muppets Simon Soundman goes to Marvin's Music City to buy a nice shiny trumpet. However, Marvin keeps bringing the wrong instrument.
(First: Episode 0458)

Cartoon Jazz #6
(First: Episode 0011)

Muppets Ernie and Bert: Block Pyramid — Ernie asks Bert to keep an eye on his pyramid of blocks. The Count (in his debut appearance) walks by, and counts the blocks, moving them out of the pyramid shape.
(First: Episode 0406)

Animation Three balls try to match three holes.
(First: Episode 0572)

Cartoon Willie Wimple: Land Pollution (litter).
(First: Episode 0527)

Muppets "City-Country Song"

Song Joe Raposo sings George Gershwin's "Funny Face."
(First: Episode 0006)

Cartoon A football player talks about his favorite sport.
Artist: John and Faith Hubley
(First: Episode 0135)

Cartoon Frances Fairy displays several F words.
(First: Episode 0335)

SCENE 2 Oscar has something important to say, but only Susan is around. She rallies Bob and a couple of kids so Oscar has more people around, but it's still not enough to his liking. Luis joins the group, along with more kids, the Count, Herry, and a couple of Anything Muppets. Now that the crowd is big enough, Oscar yells for everybody to leave him alone. "He's got a lot of nerve!" one Muppet exclaims.

Cartoon The more a man inflates a balloon with a tire pump, the less room he has.
(First: Episode 0294)

Muppets Ernie and Bert: Pizza and Grape Juice — Ernie and Bert figure out how to share their pizza and grape juice.
(First: Episode 0256)

Cartoon Donnie Budd counts six snails, six ships, and six whales.
Artist: Bud Luckey
(First: Episode 0324)

Muppets Anything Muppets sing "How Do You Get From Here to There?"
(First: Episode 0374)

Song Joe Raposo sings "Weaver Bird."
(First: Episode 0372)

Insert Three of These Kids (upside-down girl)
(First: Episode 0413)

Muppets Sesame Street News Flash: What Makes People Angry — Kermit loses his cool attempting to interview some passersby.
(First: Episode 0537)

Cartoon A man slips on his daughter's skate, and she points out that it makes him feel angry.
(First: Episode 0542) Film "Six Song (Song of Six)"
(First: Episode 0011)

Muppets Kermit the Frog: Counting on a Napkin — Kermit emerges from Cookie Monster's green napkin.
(First: Episode 0619)

Film Kids compare animals and human tools and technology.
(First: Episode 0491)

SCENE 3 Bob, Big Bird, and the kids assemble for Sam the Robot's lecture on the parts of the body. However, all his information is based on machines such as himself as evident by his diagram. Sam claims that people use wheels to move around, use suction cups to pick things up, and they should clean their metal coating when it gets dirty. They all set him straight, and he inputs this new information into his memory banks. Sam spots a red wagon, and starts telling it to grow feet instead of wheels and to wash its feathers.

Cartoon Joe's Lap (limerick)
(First: Episode 0617)

Muppets Ernie and Bert: Picture of Bert — Ernie tells Bert to stand still in front of the camera so that he can trace Bert's face on the screen.
(First: Episode 0536)

Film Stop! (kids dancing)
Music: Joe Raposo

Cartoon A race announcer doubles as the man who holds up the START and STOP sign.
(First: Episode 0623)

Insert The Alphabet Dancers make the form of the letter F.
(First: Episode 0446)

Cartoon Frances Fairy displays several F words. (repeat)

SCENE 4 The Count sings "One of These Things" using some number 9s and a 6.

Cartoon Jazz Alphabet: male vocalists shout each letter.
(First: Episode 0619)

Cartoon "The Story of A": A witch tells bored kids a story about the letter A involving an ant's apple getting stolen by an archer.
(First: Episode 0130)

Muppets Old West: Forming the Posse — Five good men are needed to form a posse and catch Bad Bart.
(First: Episode 0554)

Cartoon A for Ape (who crashes into a tree and forms a SHAPE)
(First: Episode 0602)

SCENE 5 Bob and Luis play with the kids in the yard as the Count announces the sponsors (by glossing over the letters and praising the number).

CLOSING SIGNS Oscar and the Count hold the Sesame Street sign, and Susan and Bob hold the Children's Television Workshop sign.