Picture	Segment	Description
	SCENE 1	Mr. Hooper is having trouble with a geometry problem for his night school homework. Bob offers a solution he thinks will work. Gordon comes in and demonstrates the way he thinks will work instead. Mr. Hooper resolves to solve the problem both ways, then compare with the answer in the back of the book.
	Cartoon	A kitten is knittin' a kerchief, a kite, and a polka-dot mitten. (First: Episode 0282)
	SCENE 1 cont'd	Mr. Hooper solves the problem and sees both Bob and Gordon's ways of figuring out were correct, to their amazement. They take his worksheet and book to see it for themselves. Unable to do his homework now, Mr. Hooper sighs and starts catching up on his Latin instead.
	Muppets	Anything Muppets: Lemonade — Three kids individually try to sell lemons, water, and sugar. (First: Episode 0335)
	Cartoon	Three characters try to watch a baseball game over a fence, then cooperate by stacking their blocks. (First: Episode 0478)
	Song	Joe Raposo sings "Kangaroo Blues." (First: Episode 0277)
	Cartoon	"K" - Kangaroo - A man (voiced by Gary Owens) explains what a kangaroo is, and ends up in the pouch of one. (First: Episode 0141)
	Muppets	Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats sing "Count it Higher." (First: Episode 0553)
	Cartoon	Speech Balloon: K - Key (First: Episode 0040)
	Cartoon	Jazz #8 (First: Episode 0016)
	Muppets	Ernie and Bert: Sandbox Game — Ernie gets Bert to engage in a word play game with him. (First: Episode 0019)
	Song	"Eight Song (Song of Eight)" (First: Episode 0016)
	Cartoon	"Candy Man" Artist: Bud Luckey (First: Episode 0359)
	Muppets	Muppet & Kid Moment — Cookie Monster and Genelle count to 20. (First: Episode 0289)
	Cartoon	"Poverty K" - Karen the Kangaroo talks about words that start with the letter K. Featuring the sped-up voice of Gene Moss. (First: Episode 0142)
	Muppets	Kermit the Frog: Draw a K — Kermit draws with his magic finger. (First: Episode 0515)
	Cartoon	K is for kitten. (First: Episode 0040)
	Cartoon	Which footprint doesn't belong? (First: Episode 0491)
	Film	A little boy narrates the various activities his family partakes in on a typical Monday. (First: Episode 0127)
	Muppets	Ernie and Bert: Sharing a Cookie — Bert refuses to share his cookie with Ernie. (First: Episode 0472)
	Cartoon	The Pink Panther - K For Karate (First: Episode 0241)
	Cast	Maria as Chaplin gets their suspenders stuck on a wall while reaching for the door, demonstrating long, longer, and longest. (First: Episode 0786)
	Animation	Children's voiceovers (in English and Spanish) dictate how to draw a male's body. (First: Episode 0528)
	Muppets	Ernie and Bert: Divide Licorice — Ernie has a licorice whip that he offers to share with Bert. (First: Episode 0461)
	Cartoon	A female head is drawn as its voice-over lists its parts, ending with earrings that "do nothing" ... (First: Episode 0787)
	Celebrity	Edgar Kendricks plays and sings a song about counting to 10.
	Muppets	Pageant: Making a Face — The Sesame Street Little Theater puts on a show about faces. (First: Episode 0711)
	Cartoon	A horse is drawn as kids guess what it is. (First: Episode 0377)
	Cartoon	Can a horse fly? No. (First: Episode 0794)
	SCENE 2	A cow looks through an issue of Variety, dismayed that there's "just the usual cattle calls" and no listings for an actual cow. She asks Mr. Hooper if he needs a cow and despite her claims of strong recommendations, he turns her away. "What would I do with a cow?" he asks the viewer with puzzlement.
	SCENE 2 cont'd	Big Bird comes down the block looking for a flock of pigeons he made a playdate with. He bumps into the cow, who starts cooing and claiming she's a pigeon. Big Bird finds this ridiculous and points how all the ways she's different from your standard pigeon. Even though she gives an attempt at flying ("Pigeon to control tower!"), Big Bird too gives her the brush off. The cow resigns back to probing Variety and muses, "Maybe I could get a job in summer stock."
	Cartoon	K is for kiss. Animation: John and Faith Hubley (First: Episode 0131)
	Film	People jump. (First: Episode 0774)
	Cartoon	K for keyhole, ketchup, and kitten (First: Episode 0489)
	SCENE 3	Oscar is in a dour mood; not only have the sanitation men taken away one of his cans filled with precious trash, but Slimey ran away from home. The cow overhears this and offers her services as his new worm ("I'm from Texas," she says to explain her large size). Oscar reminds her that worms don't talk and move about by squirming. The cow silences herself and contorts herself to move like a worm. She then tries to burrow into the concrete sidewalk, but Oscar tells her that Slimey usually burrows into a pot of dirt, which he'll then eat. This is enough to drive the cow to seek employment elsewhere, though Oscar admits he liked "that big worm."
	Muppets	Kermit Lecture: Long and Short Ladders — Kermit asks Grover to use ladders to demonstrate the difference between short and long. (First: Episode 0276)
	SCENE 4	On the stoop, Susan and Gordon discuss whether they should get a dog or a cat as a pet. The cow listens in and starts to bark and meow, hoping they'll take her in. Gordon reacts, "Maybe we should just settle for a canary."
	Cartoon	The Typewriter: E-Ear (First: Episode 0807)
	Film	Footage of a leopard in the plain. (First: Episode 0364)
	SCENE 5	The Count counts the cow as she sadly moseys by. He's counting animals today, but admits he hasn't seem many around. The cow starts doing her various animal impressions for him to count. The Count shrugs and goes along with it, getting into the spirit of things the more and more animal impressions he counts.
	Cartoon	Can a cat bark? (First: Episode 0859)
	Cast	Buffy and Mr. Macintosh perform a song and dance about the letter K.
	Cartoon	A man chases a runaway "no." (First: Episode 0794)
	SCENE 6	The Count continues counting the various animals the cow impersonates (which include a laughing hyena, a humming bird, and a herd of elephants, setting up the classic joke). Big Bird announces the sponsors.
	CLOSING SIGNS	Bob holds the Sesame Street sign, while Big Bird holds the CTW sign.

Notes[]

• In the original script, Bert was to appear during scene 2, but was rewritten for Big Bird by the final airing.