Welcome to Me
Current Status
- Hacking on hardened JavaScript: LavaMoat & Endo
- Making BUPKIS the most hardest-hittingess assertion library in the league
- Building modestbench, a full-ass benchmarking framework
- A nascent podcast, The Dysfunctional Developer
My Idealized Online Self
- I like to collaborate on OSS projects
- I like Node.js and JavaScript
- I used to be a hipster
- Now I'm somebody's dad
- I live in a bedroom community
- Meatballs (the food)
- Cannot stop putting two spaces after a period
- Hobby electronics
- AFOL
- Sicko & monotonous curmudgeon